saturn

/home/coolhand/html/datavis/data_trove/entertainment/satire/theonion_index_to_dataset.csv 2,103 rows sample n=2,103 seed 42 2026-05-01T17:51:35+00:00

Overview

Source/home/coolhand/html/datavis/data_trove/entertainment/satire/theonion_index_to_dataset.csv
Total rows2,103
Profiled sample2,103
Columns3
Generated2026-05-01T17:51:35+00:00

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Model-generated narrative. These are opinions, not facts — the stats below are what saturn measured. Generated by: anthropic:claude-opus-4-7.

Errors during insight pass (4)
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  • column:1:anthropic:claude-opus-4-7: BadRequestError — Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}, 'request_id': 'req_011CacGqfgQw4sbhtfrTgeeo'}
  • column:‘That’ll Be $3,’ Says Trump After Handing Water Bottle To Sick Ohio Resident:anthropic:claude-opus-4-7: BadRequestError — Error code: 400 - {'type': 'error', 'error': {'type': 'invalid_request_error', 'message': 'Your credit balance is too low to access the Anthropic API. Please go to Plans & Billing to upgrade or purchase credits.'}, 'request_id': 'req_011CacGqgEAEHfmqpZGW4XR2'}
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rows2,103
null0 (0.0%)
unique2,103
min2.000
max2,104
mean1,053
median1,053
std607.228
q1527.500
q31,578
iqr1,051
skew0.000
kurtosis-1.200
n_outliers0
outlier_rate0.000
zero_rate0.000

‘That’ll Be $3,’ Says Trump After Handing Water Bottle To Sick Ohio Resident text

99.6% of rows are unique strings
rows2,103
null0 (0.0%)
unique2,095
len_min8
len_max926
len_mean60.990
len_median58.000
len_p95102.000
word_mean9.268
word_median9.000
n_empty0
n_duplicates8
duplicate_rate3.80e-03
vocab_size7,613
readability_flesch_mean46.873
emoji_rate0.000
url_rate0.000
one_word_rate4.76e-04
allcaps_rate4.76e-04
boilerplate_rate4.76e-04
Sample values (first 10)
  1. If Sci-Fi World Not Alien Enough For You, Here Come 2 Suns
  2. 85-Year-Old Russian Stares At Cement Wall Of Room
  3. Our Nation's Guard Rails: Are They Safe Enough?
  4. Earth Safe, But For How Long?
  5. Those We Lost In 2011
  6. Middle Manager Follows Proper Procedure
  7. Aging Airliner Flies Out To Sea To Die
  8. ‘Hate Has No Home Here’ Banner Taken Down To Make Room For ‘Zombie Crossing’ Sign
  9. 23-Hour Suicide Watch A Failure
  10. Limo Departing Climate Summit Runs Over Earth’s Last Leatherback Sea Turtle

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100.0% rows are a single word 100.0% rows contain a URL
rows2,103
null0 (0.0%)
unique1,894
len_min107
len_max119
len_mean107.884
len_median107.000
len_p95119.000
word_mean1.000
word_median1.000
n_empty0
n_duplicates209
duplicate_rate0.099
vocab_size1,894
readability_flesch_mean-1,672
emoji_rate0.000
url_rate1.000
one_word_rate1.000
allcaps_rate0.000
boilerplate_rate0.000
Sample values (first 10)
  1. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645/d9f653f7056cdc60332dded81653224a.jpg
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  6. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,q_60,w_645/th1zx1gzakjsabmb06ga.jpg
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